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} }); </script> <br><br><br> <center><font face="courier new"><font size="6pt"><B></B></font></font></center> <center> <table><tr> <td valign="top" id="main" width="450" style="border-left: 0px solid #7F4E52; padding: 5px 5px 5px 5px;"> <span style="float: right;"><font class="daisies">Shutterphobia</font></spaN><BR> <font class="peonies">Wednesday, January 25, 2006</font><br><br> <div style="clear:both;"></div>if you look up the dictionary that will be publish in the year 2015,you'll find my pic under the new word,'shutterphobia'.<br /><br />you know the red shutters at the mrt?the menacing fan like thingy which will open when you tap your ez link card?those things nearly caused me to be <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >impotent</span> for life.<br /><br />you see,when i tapped my ez link card a few weeks ago,I assumed that the shutters will open immediately.but then,no.the shutters were retarded.they opened like 2 secs later,and BHAM!!!!!!!!I brought myself forward and my crotch was severly injured by the shutters.ok,i blew the injury out of propotion.i wasn't severly injured by the shutters coz there was no baluku.but my crotch had this tingly sensation for a while.<br /><br />after a near death experience with losing my impotency,i subconsciously became wary of those shutters.i made sure i looked at the shutters open before bringing my crotch forward.<br /><br />well,today,while i was tapping my ez link card,the shutters didn't open immediately.fear took over me and i jerked away and screeched.i think it was quite soft coz no one was glaring at me.but that was enough for me.i am offically certified to be a shutterphobician.(wow,i just invented a new word!!!!!!!!!My el teachers will all be so proud of me)<br /><br />so folks,if you don't want to lose your impotency at such a young age,pls,slow down your pace when you're entering the death zone.coz you'll never know when your crotch might be damaged.and you might NEVER experience orgasm ever again.<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >BEWARE.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><div style="clear:both; 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