Tell tale signs that Chinese New Year is around the corner Thursday, December 29, 2005 1.When that neighbour auntie of yours starts to hang couplets on the walls outside of her home,or words like,'fu' and 'chun' upside down on her door. 2.When that female relative of yours,who is aged 35 this year and still single,flees to Bangkok for her 'Chinese New Year holidays'. 3.When every departmental stores(and even your friendly neighbourhood mama shop)is playing tacky CNY songs. 4.When the blockbuster movie of the year is titled,'Gong Xi Fa Cai' directed by someone named,'Cai Shen Ye'. 5.When the usually very much vacant Bak Kua shop where houseflies don't even partonise has a queue which can go round the Earth TWICE. 6.When everything in your house,by rule of order(aka your mum),must be red.Even your hair.And yes,that beloved pet dog of yours. 7.When Chinatown suddenly becomes the place to be seen at. 8.When the posters of Santa Clause and his little reindeers are being vandalised. Hmm......I got 'inspired' to write this when I was peeing in the departmental store.No,not peeing outside the door,it's peeing in the departmental store's toilet.I was peeing while listening to the CNY songs being played.You know when pple suddenly have an idea,then there will be this little light bulb which will light up and goes,'ding!!!!'?Yup,that was what I exeprienced.As in,my mind really went,'Ding ding ding ding ding!!!!' |
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