The sky is falling!!!!!!! Thursday, December 01, 2005 Yup,went to watch Chicken Little!Hee ha!The show was HILARIOUS.The thing I've learnt from the show: Singaporeans are pretty mild mannered.You see, though they laughed at those funny parts, their laughter was those 'hur hur' kind.You know,those that lasts for 1 sec.But 'hur hur' laugh does not work for Sarah.Sarah likes to laugh out loud. Like,'HA HA HA'.So, for most of the time,when the 'hur hur' died down,my 'HA HA' still lingers in the air.But there's nothing to be embarrassed about,since the cinema was dark.So,even if people were straining their ears to find out where the 'ha ha' is coming from,they can't see my face. Anyway,I bought this Chicken Little combo set.So I got this holder which can slot cards in!How cool is that?I am going to put something inside and hang it somewhere.I am still thinking what that something is. Before catching the chicken in action,it was tatoo hunting day for Tendy and Mag!The contrast between the 3 of us is HUGE.As huge as Tommy Lee's dick.Erm ok.Yeah,so I can classify Tendy and Mag into 1 group,and me in another.They are the 'happening dudes' and I am the 'certified geek'.First of all,I carried my SCHOOLBAG out,ladies and gentleman.At ORCHARD.There's no link between schbags and Orchard during the holiday period.People bring sling bags,tote bags,eyebags,any other bags except schbags.Fine enough,contrast no 1 noted. Secondly,they have MORE THAN 2 HOLES ON THEIR BODIES.Holes as in not belly buttons but piercings.AND HOLES OF VARIED SIZES.Tendy has one that you can put a straw through.Gd for her,coz if she's stranded in the desert,she can find a straw(hidden in the sand?)and let her companion drink from her ear.Point taken.I am willing to be stranded at the desert with her.Just let me grab a can of Coke first. Thirdly,they have happening hairstyles.Me?No matter which angle you look at,its just a bush.They?Just really nice.They don't have too much hair.As for me,its like a hair explosion has just occured on my head.Mag once said my hair looked like PUBIC HAIR.Thanks huh.Can you imagine?A walking pubic hair statue.I should be one of the exhbits in the museum. Whenever I mention them to my sis,(Tendy and Mag,not the pubic hair,sisters do not discuss pubic hair) she always says,'How come they are your friends huh?'and I always answered,'BECAUSE I AM PRETTY MAH.' Ok,I see that some eyebrows are raised.In case someone sends me a hate mail that titles,'PLS GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR AGAIN',I shall appease all the incensed people out there.YES,I DO HAVE A MIRROR AT HOME,thank you very much.Its just a figure of speech.And also to make my sis blood boil. Ok,so we went to the tatoo shops and check out the designs.I think those shops are pretty intimidating.As in,I'll usually shun away from those shops.Coz they have very poor lighting and the people in there always look so angry.So,when I finally stepped into 1 of those shops today,I was in for a surprise!Turns out that they are friendly people,just like you and me.Angry is not their sole emotion. They can smile too! The highlight of the day was going to Cineleisure,and then chancing upon a really really cute bellboy at the Meritus Mandarin.Mag said I gave out this really horrible mating sound when I saw him.Oh dear,I guess she didn't know my alias was a horny leopard.God bless her.Seriously,the bellboy is cute.If I were a tourist and he carried my luggage,I would have tip him generously.I'll throw in a free meal with me as well.Nice. So,that was my day.Ending here.Have to go lick my paws clean. :) |
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