~Shit Happens~ <style type="text/css"> body{ color: #000000; font-family: Arial; font-size: 13px; background-color: #ffffff; background-image: url(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Bl4ckfire/6pq7rdf.gif); } table{ color: dimgray; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; letter-spacing: 1px; background-color: #ffffff; } a:visited, a:active, a:link{ color: #000; text-decoration: none; } a:hover{ color: #fff; text-decoration: bold; border-bottom: 0px solid #000; } .daisies{ color: #000; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; letter-spacing: -1px; text-transform: none; text-decoration: none; text-align: left; letter-spacing: 2px; } .peonies{ color: #000000; font-family: arial; font-size: 11px; letter-spacing: -1px; text-transform: lowercase; text-decoration: bold; letter-spacing: 2px; } blockquote { margin: 10px 10px; padding: 10px; color: #666666; line-height: 15px; font-size: 11px; font-family: Trebuchet MS; border: 1px solid darksalmon; background-color: #ffffff; text-align: justify; } #navbar-iframe{ height: 0; } </style> <meta name='google-adsense-platform-account' content='ca-host-pub-1556223355139109'/> <meta name='google-adsense-platform-domain' content='blogspot.com'/> <style type="text/css">@import url(https://www.blogger.com/static/v1/v-css/navbar/3334278262-classic.css); div.b-mobile {display:none;} </style> </head> <body><script type="text/javascript"> function setAttributeOnload(object, attribute, val) { if(window.addEventListener) { window.addEventListener('load', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }, false); } else { window.attachEvent('onload', function(){ object[attribute] = val; }); } } </script> <div id="navbar-iframe-container"></div> <script type="text/javascript" src="https://apis.google.com/js/platform.js"></script> <script type="text/javascript"> gapi.load("gapi.iframes:gapi.iframes.style.bubble", function() { if (gapi.iframes && gapi.iframes.getContext) { gapi.iframes.getContext().openChild({ url: 'https://www.blogger.com/navbar/11667640?origin\x3dhttp://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com', where: document.getElementById("navbar-iframe-container"), id: "navbar-iframe" }); } }); </script> <br><br><br> <center><font face="courier new"><font size="6pt"><B></B></font></font></center> <center> <table><tr> <td valign="top" id="main" width="450" style="border-left: 0px solid #7F4E52; padding: 5px 5px 5px 5px;"> <span style="float: right;"><font class="daisies">The day I became a Mum</font></spaN><BR> <font class="peonies">Saturday, November 19, 2005</font><br><br> <div style="clear:both;"></div>Brought the 2 kiddos to Expo for this Family Day thingy.The moment I stepped into the hall,one brochure was shoved into my face and then there came a voice, 'Hi,we've a free eye check for you <span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">AND YOUR CHILD</span></span>.You can head over to the booth there.' I was stunned for a while, coz my mind was trying to process the word child.Like hello?I haven't even have sex yet,so how can I possibly have a child???!!! Then,I realised that I was holding onto <span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >MY NEIGHBOUR'S DAUGHTERS hands. </span>So well,I shook my hand vigorously and said,'Err,no they're not my children.'And scurried off in lightning speed.<br /><br />Of course,I was harrassed by tons of promoters who all thought I was the children's mum and I kept telling them no no no no!!! Later,I got so sick of it that when one Indian woman approached me to promote this educational package, and she asked,'Are they your children?' I said yes dejectedly.I realised that the Indian woman's eyeballs dilated for a spilt sec before they shrinked again.So I guess she was quite taken aback that these kiddos has such a young mum lar.<br /><br />Anyway,after being repeatedly brainwashed by those promoters,I too began to think that they were my kids.My maternal instinct sort of took over me,and I did every single thing that a mum was supposed to do,but stopped short when they said they were thirsty.Yes, I couldn't breast feed.Yet.<br /><br />So, I bought tickets for them to go play those really fun rides.I even accompanied them on 1!Whee!!!!Fun.But I was a bit giddy after that coz I was on the horse merry go round thingy.Since I sort of became their mum for the day,I was armed with my camera.I never missed every possible chance to take a photo."Jia xin!Look heeerrrreeee!!!' I was screaming my head off and waving like a manic to catch her attention in order to get the best shot. I managed to get some cute ones!Ahh...The joys of motherhood.<br /><br />Alas, all good days must come to an end.When I was heading out of Expo,I suddenly remembered that there was this Sexpo exhibition somewhere.I have every urge to go see what's the hype all about.But then since I've 2 young kids, I couldn't bear to let them see those sinful stuff. What a pity.<div style="clear:both; padding-bottom:0.25em"></div><br><br> <br> </td> <td valign="top" id="blog" width="220" style="border-right: 0px solid #7F4E52; padding: 5px 5px 5px 10px;"><br><br> <center></center><br><br> <i></i><br><br> <a href="http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dthe%2520dark%2520knight%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26fr%3Dmoz2&w=338&h=500&imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3235%2F2450316037_d3bcf9c998.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fcinesfera%2F2450316037%2F&size=135.6kB&name=Afiche+Batman%3A+The+Dark+Knight+5&p=the+dark+knight&type=JPG&oid=2fad103d497d1082&fusr=cinesfera&tit=Afiche+Batman%3A+The+Dark+Knight+5&hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fcinesfera%2F&no=16&tt=183,748&sigr=11ijmaooc&sigi=11gbl4nur&sigb=12vetcjvd&sigh=117g05ph2"><img src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Bl4ckfire/superman46.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br> It's a bird! It's a plane!No,it's .......<br><br><br> <i>Spill The Beans</i><br><br>  <div align="center" id="cboxdiv"> <iframe frameborder="0" width="160" height="305" src="http://www2.cbox.ws/box/?boxid=1658833&boxtag=b6lk3r&sec=main" marginheight="2" marginwidth="2" scrolling="auto" allowtransparency="yes" name="cboxmain" style="border:#EAB412 1px solid;" id="cboxmain"></iframe><br/> <iframe frameborder="0" width="160" height="75" src="http://www2.cbox.ws/box/?boxid=1658833&boxtag=b6lk3r&sec=form" marginheight="2" marginwidth="2" scrolling="no" allowtransparency="yes" name="cboxform" style="border:#EAB412 1px solid;border-top:0px" id="cboxform"></iframe> </div>  <a href="http://cbox.ws"></a><br><br><br> <i>Archives</i><br><br> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/03/'>March 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/04/'>April 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/05/'>May 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/06/'>June 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/07/'>July 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/08/'>August 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/09/'>September 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/10/'>October 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/11/'>November 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2005/12/'>December 2005</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/01/'>January 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/02/'>February 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/03/'>March 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/04/'>April 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/05/'>May 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/06/'>June 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/07/'>July 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/08/'>August 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/09/'>September 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/10/'>October 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/11/'>November 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2006/12/'>December 2006</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/01/'>January 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/02/'>February 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/03/'>March 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/04/'>April 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/05/'>May 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/06/'>June 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/07/'>July 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/08/'>August 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/09/'>September 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/10/'>October 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/11/'>November 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2007/12/'>December 2007</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/01/'>January 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/02/'>February 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/03/'>March 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/04/'>April 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/05/'>May 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/06/'>June 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/07/'>July 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/08/'>August 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/09/'>September 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/10/'>October 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/11/'>November 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2008/12/'>December 2008</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/01/'>January 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/02/'>February 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/03/'>March 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/04/'>April 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/05/'>May 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/08/'>August 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/09/'>September 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/10/'>October 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/11/'>November 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2009/12/'>December 2009</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2010/01/'>January 2010</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2010/02/'>February 2010</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2010/03/'>March 2010</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2010/05/'>May 2010</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2010/07/'>July 2010</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2010/08/'>August 2010</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2010/09/'>September 2010</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2010/11/'>November 2010</a><br /> <a href='http://slurpeeisyummy.blogspot.com/2011/05/'>May 2011</a><br /> <br><br> <i>Credits</i><br><br> <a href="http://www.that-heiniken-beer.blogspot.com/">Mr Superman</a><br> </td> </tr></table> <br> </body> </html>