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You see, while I was on the bus reading a book,a guy friend came and sat beside me. I quickly hid my book so that he won't see it. (Note to everybody: The book title is not '10 ways to have a proper orgasm' or something sordid. Its just a book that has a very embarrassing title, so I've this 'maternal instinct' to protect it,and save myself from further humiliation)Anyway, I read to a part where both characters were doing IT. And no, I didn't borrow that book for the sole purpose of satisfying my perverse pleasure, that scene just happened to be there. You know,just like one fine day when you're walking down the street wearing your best clothes and you just happen to step on shit. Just like shit, the scene was just THERE. Ok,so the characters were doing IT, and I was reading them doing IT. Little do I know that he was reading IT together with me too!!!!!!!! (insert hesterical screams)<br /><br />When I saw him reading too, my jaw dropped. I clumsily shut the book and felt the urge to tidy my hair up.(Nervousness can cause people to do the weirdest things)I mean, a guy is reading IT too!! Ah!!! In front of my face!Oh lord, pls help me!Then he asked me a qn:' How does a girl feel when a guy touches her?' I nearly needed to bend down and pick up my jaw which was on the floor. I so wanted to reply,'it depends on which part you're touching...' and launch a series of professional talk about touching women and how they feel. But then,I didn't. Instead, I scratched my neck real hard until the skin was about to drop off and said,'How I know?' And then the conversation came to an abrupt end.<br /><br />Its super strange to be telling a guy about this kind of thing.I'll be talking endlessly about such stuff with girls, but when it comes to guys,I'm tongue-tied. Its like some ailen has taken over my body,controlling my thoughts,my speech and I literally feel ailenated.<br /><br />Blah. 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