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Must be bcoz my hands are dirty when I'm digging my nose,thus the naughty germs decided to bulid a tent near my nostrils, bringing great pain to me. Yes,even nose digging becomes a painful experience.<br /><br />Went out with my sis to shop for mag's present. A joint collaboration! We decided to lunch at Sakae sushi at Wheelock place and the di di decided to plant us right beside this group of loud mouth adults.<br /><br />We can't help but overheard their conversation. And we spoke in hush tones and in Chinese so that those group of ang moh speaking people won't understand the things that we're badmouthing them about. Ladies and gentlemen, we sisters are absoultely law abiding citizens who possess the heart of gold. So there must be sufficent reasons why the 2 angels of Toa Payoh decided to speak ill of them.<br /><br />Man 1: ' I hadn't had sex for weeks!!!!!!'<br /><br />Man 2 and woman: Hahahaha!!!!!<br /><br />Man 1: 'Blah blah blah blah blah...(basically more sex talk and how sex deprived he was)<br /><br />Well, 1st of all, the guy has the looks of an ah gua to boot, so I'm thinking that S'porean girls must be blind to even want to smootch him. Or maybe this ah gua seduced girls in the dark and so the girls can't see how horrible he looked.<br /><br />This stupid man was speaking in high octones, I think the Apple salesman opposite Sakae will be able to hear them if there wasn't a lunchtime crowd walking by.My goodness!Who cares whether or not if you're sex deprived?! Telling the whole world out loud just means that you're a loose man.So, my sis and I were like shooting 'I so want you to die' glances at him once in a while.(which he was oblivious to) Arrgh!<br /><br />Had a great day out with my sis. We had the same lameness frequency, which makes it even better. Hope to go out with her some other day!<br /><br />Hmm....I noticed that Orchard Road is FLOODING with good looking ang mohs! 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