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Borrowed a pad from mag's really nice friend,Carissa and scurried off to the toilet. As I was walking out of the toilet, I saw a reflection in the mirror at the boy's toilet.<br /><br />THERE WAS THIS GUY WHO WAS USING THE URINAL TO PEE!!!!!!!He was just standing there,head down(dunno what the hell is he looking at) and peeing.<br /><br />Hello??At least have the decency to CLOSE THE DOOR before you decide to pee in public can???that guy is causing disturbance to the school, and 'sexually harrassing' all the girls.<br /><br />Thank god I didn't see his dick, or I'll shriek in astonishment. Probably I'll marvel at how small his dick is.Ha! 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