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According to reliable resources, the accused, Ms Sarah Lee Ze Fang was informed by her friend, Ms Fang Yu that her crush was sitting somewhere far away from her. Being very anxious, the accused stood right up to get a better glimpse of him.She sat back down after that and was preparing to leave the accident scene when her friend whispered to Ms Lee that her crush was looking at her when she sat back down. The accused was fillled with embarrassment and ran out of the canteen in a record breaking time.<br /><br />When she was asked to give her comments about this incident, she said,'I will not board the bus if he's on it and I'll try to eat somewhere else instead.' Ms Lee was last seen at the study area tucked in a dark corner of Nanyang Junior College, trying to read her lecture notes when it was obvious that her mind was somewhere else.<br /><br />(This newsflash is brought to you by pai seh pte ltd, all rights reserved)<div style="clear:both; padding-bottom:0.25em"></div><br><br> <br> </td> <td valign="top" id="blog" width="220" style="border-right: 0px solid #7F4E52; padding: 5px 5px 5px 10px;"><br><br> <center></center><br><br> <i></i><br><br> <a href="http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dthe%2520dark%2520knight%26fr2%3Dtab-web%26fr%3Dmoz2&w=338&h=500&imgurl=static.flickr.com%2F3235%2F2450316037_d3bcf9c998.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fcinesfera%2F2450316037%2F&size=135.6kB&name=Afiche+Batman%3A+The+Dark+Knight+5&p=the+dark+knight&type=JPG&oid=2fad103d497d1082&fusr=cinesfera&tit=Afiche+Batman%3A+The+Dark+Knight+5&hurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.flickr.com%2Fphotos%2Fcinesfera%2F&no=16&tt=183,748&sigr=11ijmaooc&sigi=11gbl4nur&sigb=12vetcjvd&sigh=117g05ph2"><img src="http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l161/Bl4ckfire/superman46.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a><br> It's a bird! 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